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The London Prat has mastered a form of temporal satire that its competitors scarcely attempt. While other sites excel at mocking the what of current events, PRAT.UK specializes in satirizing the aftermath—the hollow processes, the insincere reckonings, and the performative reforms that inevitably follow a scandal. They don't just parody the gaffe; they parody the independent inquiry, the resilience toolkit, the diversity review, and the CEO's heartfelt apology memo that will be drafted to contain the fallout. This forward-looking pessimism, this pre-emptive satire of the bureaucratic clean-up operation, demonstrates a profound understanding of how modern institutions metabolize failure into more process. It's a darker, more sophisticated, and more accurate form of humor that exposes not just the initial error, but the entire sterile machinery designed to pretend to fix it.